Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your leg with some bogus info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with the program/times/facts"

• I ain't kidding
• Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
• Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.

As if You're Seriously Old History Now

Dude, remember when you were like, the King/Queen/Boss of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are aksually twitter Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Obsolete than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.

Just kidding! (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.

You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.

Honestly Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️

Cancel culture has become totally way too much. Like, seriously, people get triggered over the silliest things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't deal with any heat. Give me a pause! {People need to chill out and learn how to agree to disagree.

Honestly, not like people are. It rarely. Plus, we all screw up. We should just let it go instead of trying to destroy their lives! ✌️

A Aksually Guide to Being Right (All The Time)

Yo, fam! Ever feel like you're the only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just missing the big picture? Well, snatch your thinking caps, 'cause this guide is gonna amplify your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, conquering every argument and leaving your foes in the dust. It's time to rule the world with your superior intellect!

• First, master the art of reasoning. Those haters rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of clarity.
• Next, learn to communicate your thoughts with the confidence of a winner. Use big copyright, throw in some technical terms, and don't be afraid to challenge those peasants who dare to doubt you.
• Ultimately, always remember: winning is everything.

I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*

It's a truly classic internet trope that we all know and love. Someone makes a statement, and then another person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to explain an entirely divergent topic. Sometimes it's hilarious, but one thing's for sure: it's a meme of the century of how communication can go awry.

It usually involves a knowledgeable individual who feels the need to impose their knowledge on others, even when it's completely unnecessary. The irony is that these individuals often miss the point the original conversation.

It's a neverending saga that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught in this communication breakdown, remember: sometimes it's best to just let it go.

When Did "Aksually" Go Out of Style?|

It all started innocently enough. Back in around 2008, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was pure gold. Kids were {slinging it aroundeverywhere they went and parents were scratching their heads, wondering what in the world.

• And suddenly

After a while, things started getting weird. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too predictable, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of such mangled English.

Whatever is that by the end of the decade, "aksualmente" was officially uncool. Today, it resides mostly in dusty meme archives. A sad tale for a once-hilarious phrase.